It is time to be drunk. So as not to be the martyred slaves of time, be drunk, be continually drunk! On wine, on poetry or on virtue, as you wish.--Charles Baudelaire

How about pomegranate vodka, dear boy? My new favorite. Buy stock. Van Gogh's Pomegranate Vodka.

(I'll not become a commercial tool, but damn, this tastes so good.)